by Paolo Chikiamco

A “council”? Really? That’s what you’re going with?
You gonna wear brown robes too? Break out some shiny lights and talk to me about the Force? More like a farce, am I ri–
Ow, muscle fiber that hurts! Quit it! You old ‘mangkeros have no sense of humor.
Huh? Well, that’s the closest you’re going to get. I can’t cuss, can’t swear. Not anymore.
Oh, I used to, all the time. You ask Mr. Antrada over there, and he’ll tell you. No, I think you deserved every word you cranky old fudger. Oh, I know him well, he was my Dungan teacher. Proud to be one of those terror profs, aren’t you, old man? Except that teaching “style” has forest consequences when you’re teaching how to cause harm through sheer will. How many of your students ended up with the albularyos, flopping around boneless because you forked them up with a sumpa?
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